People disgust me.
There is a guy who works on the same floor as me. We became friends when I was here last summer, and he would always flirt with me. He’s pretty good looking so I didn’t mind until I found out he had a girlfriend. Not once in the 3 months that I was here did he ever mention her to me, but I knew about her. They’re apparently getting married in August, yet he is still always checking me out and making flirtatious comments. Vom. Poor girl.
becavalier replied to your photo: We went out on the lake yesterday and my friends…
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT :((((( #anorexia2012
I’m in!
Once Upon A Time…
I was sitting here being perfectly fine and not horny. Then Sarah posted a Mr. James Deen gif and then every little thing turned me on. That is when being in a relationship would be pretty freaking awesome.
Can I just get someone to like me? Who will watch copious amounts of Star Wars, LOTR, and cheesy 80’s movies. We can listen to metal (specifically La Dispute), have tons of nasty sex, and then eat yummy food.
Oh wait, it’s me we’re talking about here.
I think I just peed my pants bahahahaha I am SO sorry for ruining your life.
This is almost mandatory. I hope my next boy likes to go down on his lady, because I am a HUGE fan of oral. I love giving as much as receiving. Lay me on the bed, set me on the counter, whatever, just show me what that tongue can do.
(Source: mrjamesdeen)



